Psssttt . . over here . . . yea, down the alley and behind the dumpster. We know what you’re looking for. We got just what you need. You don’t have to be ashamed about it. Everybody’s hung up on something. We know you’ve tried to kick the habit but relax . . . give in . . . it won’t hurt you. Sure, your family and friends have tried interventions and you’ve been to all the 12 Step programs but you’re still hooked. So what, you’re an adult, you’re not hurting anybody . . . it’s a victimless crime. We know it’s embarrassing to admit it but you got The Fabulous Bagasse Boyz monkey on your back. So what if your friends and co-workers look down on you for your lack of taste and judgment. You just can’t get enough of The Boyz. Maybe your family is ashamed to be seen in public with you, that’s their problem. And right here in this bag we got the ultimate solution . . . something you can hook up with anywhere and everywhere the urge kicks in. You don’t have to go out in public to indulge in your fantasies and needs, you can get it on at home, behind closed doors, in the privacy of your car or bedroom. Yea, that’s right, The Fabulous Bagasse Boyz finally have their CD “Not ‘Yer Daddy’s Bluegrass . . . ” available for sale. Get your copy and never have to worry about withdrawals again, and no embarrassing public displays of your problems. The Boyz will be selling the CD where ever they are playing or if you really need it bad, you can order it on-line, on the Internet with a credit card or PayPal account at http://cdbaby.com/cd/fabbagasseboyz.
They’ll deliver it right to your door in a plain brown wrapper. Or you can send a check for $17.00 made out to The Fabulous Bagasse Boyz to P. O. Box 1419, Albany, LA 70711 and The Boyz will send it directly to you with no middle man. Just think about . . . 17 hits anytime you need it. Don’t you just tingle thinking about it. Well don’t waste time, act before they’re gone or the government out laws them. Get yours now. Don’t wait. You deserve it. You’ve earned it. You need it.
And all of you folks out there in such widely divergent places such as Dayton, OH, Seattle, WA, Grayslake, IL and Martinsville, IN, you have no excuse, CD Baby will send us a notice anytime anyone buys a CD . . . soooooo . . . we’ll know when you buy one, but more important . . . when you don’t. Don’t make us publish your names in our Newzletter and talk bad about you and your dog when we’re on stage. We will shame you into buying one. Keep your association with The Fabulous Bagasse Boyz private. We won’t tell.
Fritz Mayers 225-752-6543
Willi Sager 225-387-2283
Rex Hall 225-567-2981
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