Y’all probably remember Jim and Tammy Bakker’s PTL and how their TV show raked in millions back in the 1970′s. Then they got exposed and lost it all. Ole Jim spent some time in the Federal Pen. Tammy got off and went on to be on several TV shows. I think she died pretty recently.
Anyhow that preacher feller from Calyfornyuh, Paul somebody and his wife with the big pink hair, Jan, is under investigation for taking folks money. They is pretty much carbon copies of Jim and Tammy. Also that wierd little preacher that speaks with a accent and claims to heal folks, Benny Hinn is being investivated for taking money for the TV show and spending it on penthouses and luxury cars and vacation homes. Then there is “Bishop” Eddie Long who is the preacher of the biggest church in Georgia. He paid himself 3 million last year. There is also another preacher named Morris Cerelo or something.
Cream of Chicken studied to be a TV preacher at Gaston Tech. I seen his report card:
He made a “A” in strutting around like a chicken.
He got a C+ in stompin’ singin’ an a shoutin’.
He got a A+ in beggin an collection plate passin’
He got a C in hocus pocus healin’ and miracle testimony
He got a D- in scripture readin’
He got a B in asset hiding