Category: Funny stuff

Don’t do it twice – it’s not that nice

| December 17, 2014 | 0 Comments
jones_th

There are lots of things we need to be careful of in the holiday season, like making sure we remember where we parked in a crowded shopping mall lot, or making sure not to leave gluten-free cookies out for Santa Claus (St. Nick is on […]

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Who brings a banjo to a Christmas party?

| December 10, 2014 | 0 Comments
jones_th

Last week it was my birthday, which I spent flying from some place to some place else (I probably should have looked at the boarding pass). In any case, I’m here, but I’m celebrating my birthday late by taking the day off, eating cake and […]

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Proposition: the IBMA Book of Records

| December 3, 2014 | 0 Comments
jones_th

Whatever the future makeup of the IBMA Board of Directors might be in an ideal world (heaven), whether it have 16 members or 5 members, whether it be human, canine, or asenine, there’s something I really wish its members would consider (because of course they […]

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Thanks… Thanks a lot

| November 26, 2014 | 0 Comments
jones_th

Earlier in the week I was thinking I should weigh in on the recent IBMA board of directors controversy. You know, the one described by one noted bluegrass sage as “the worst crisis in the IBMA since the Galt House elevators failed to stop on […]

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How to annoy friends and alienate people online

| November 19, 2014 | 0 Comments
jones_th

Those of us who are self-employed players of bluegrass music do something on a regular basis that Lester Flatt, Carter Stanley, and Ernest Granham never had to bother with (don’t feel bad if you don’t recognize that third name; I just made it up): we […]

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Kick it up a notch in 2015

| November 12, 2014 | 0 Comments
jones_th

Are you in the music business, bluegrass or otherwise? Is 2015 the year you plan to take your business to the next level by kicking it up a notch, thinking outside the box, marching to the beat of a different drummer, and using as many […]

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Cassette tapes – the next big thing in bluegrass

| November 5, 2014 | 0 Comments
jones_th

You know not to throw things away that have gone out of style, don’t you? That skinny tie you wore in the ‘80s (or perhaps in the early ‘60s) is back. The 100% polyester/plastic “trucker hat” you had thrown away because of the oil stain […]

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Two Meatballs in the Sand – Mangled Bluegrass Song Lyrics

| October 31, 2014 | 0 Comments
erbsen

I guess you can say I’ve had a love affair with words almost since before I learned to talk. Since moving to North Carolina from California in 1972, I’ve learned that a “minner dipper” is a mandolin, a “scratch box” is a fiddle, and a […]

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Pouco Bessie with guava nectar

| October 29, 2014 | 0 Comments
jones_th

The Night Drivers and I have just completed what I believe is the world’s second shortest European tour. The world’s shortest European tour involved a band that just took their instruments out at the baggage claim of Amsterdam Schipol airport, played Salty Dog Blues, collected […]

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6 weeks in Myanmar, and other folk tales

| October 22, 2014 | 0 Comments
jones_th

I’m in Scotland at the moment, and I’m taking a couple of Wednesdays off to clear my head and think of new jokes involving banjos, haggis, and curling. Meanwhile, though, during a recent seminar at the IBMA World of Bluegrass on the subject of “gigging […]

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